Howard Stern

What is Howard Stern?


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Media personality and creative force behind The Howard Stern Show. Innovative and ingenious, Stern's quick wit and seemingly fearless approach to everything that strikes him has resulted in a most charismatic and enigmatic entertainer. Responsible for numerous pop culture concepts such as American Idol, Street Sense to name a few.

While deeply constricted in his efforts to entertain as of late, Stern's show has become the new Mecca for comedians. Successful appearances can almost guarantee success to the comedian, where unsuccessful ones (See Jackie Martling) can virtually end a career.

Not applicable, as it is a person's name.

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Love him or hate him, Howard Stern is the juggernaut of modern day radio. Propaganda aside numbers are the true test of his merit and that he is still very relevant after his move to Sirius. Before Stern 600,000 Sirius subscribers and at this time they are over 5,000,000 strong and closing in on XM who wasted money on Oprah with her 30 minutes a week on the air. I am sure not all the new subscribers are for Stern but a vast majority are and the buzz he created peeked the interest for the others. He may whine that people rip him off and he may have not have invented everything in morning radio he just perfected it.

Howard Stern brought over at least 2,000,000 subscribers to Sirius, Opie and Anthony brought thousands of listeners to XM.

See stern, king, sirius, artie lange

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The greatest DJ who ever lived. Period.

The only man with any guts to stand-up to the Powers-That-Be and tell the uncensored truth!

The first truly alternative morning radio show worth listening to, as compared to the "Morning Zoo Crews."

The only one worth listening to.

The ONE!

"Howard Stern has the distinct honor of having a public rest-room named after him on the Jersey Turnpike!"

See robin quivers, the sodomy song, don imus, mancow, nj, e!, roseanne barr, magic johnson, jello biafra, bon jovi, 2 live crew, censorship, pat robertson, xm

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The most awesome radio comic ever... People take him far too seriously... People say he is misogynistic and racist, but Robin (his sort of co-host) is a black woman... So, yeah, he's racist... really... not...

He's awesome. The FCC needs to back off... We're going to satellite! WHOO!

Howard Stern is awesome and has really long hair.

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A radio jock who is past his prime and takes months off at a time now that he has cashed in. He rides his limo up an elevator to do his show at Sirius so he doesn't have to mingle with his zombie fans. The only person he could claim is rippig him off is George Bush. "Hoo Hoo, I invented taking the whole month of August off."

Howard Stern likes Bill Burr's grandmother, especially her bippy.

See hack, unfunny, wig, boring, death

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The most famous Boston University (BU) alumnus since Martin Luther King, Jr. and Bill O'Reilly and Jullianne Moore.

Howard Stern is the King of All Media.

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One of the biggest icons of the entertainment industry and someone who really revolutionized comedy.

People with no brain will call him "a loser who is ugly and says stupid things..." etc. but they miss the point that:

a)it is hard to call a man who is a radio legend and multi multi millionaire a "loser"

b)the man knows he is ugly and says stupid things, that is what his comedy is based on: stupid and controversial topics.

He is an unlikely celebrity and represents the underdog rather than being a complete fraud like many celebrities. so if you don't like him then go fucking pop in a Julia Roberts movie while listening to a Madonna or Cher album becuase obviously you don't like honesty

DOUCHEBAGS

Howard Stern has ruled the radio airwaves for over 20 years

If you list the biggest comedy genius of all time you cannot leave Howard off that list


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