Howard Story

What is Howard Story?


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A short tale that essentially begins with a purpose, missing that purpose completely, making no logical sense and usually leaving those who listen troubled and confused; The opposite of anecdotes.

Person 1: Yo man the other day I tripped this guy and he fell.

*1 minutes later*

Person 2: Wait...was that the whole story? Wow you just told a Howard Story

See anecdotes, pointless, stupid


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