Howell

What is Howell?


1.

A small town somewhere in Michigan that nobody gives a damn about and for good reason. It is populated by rednecks and racists and the most entertaining thing to do there is aimlessly wander around the downtown area, nonchalantly withering way time that could be better spent somewhere else.

"Dude, have you ever been to Howell?"

"No, and I don't plan to. I heard it fucking sucks."

See howell, town, city, michigan, terrible, racist, redneck

2.

Adj. "being a real jerk"

Alternative definitions: an adjective used to replace all inappropriate phrases, words, or adjectives in a public setting.

1. you are a big fat choddy howell

2. you know what you can do with your howell

3. go to howell

4. i swear i will howell you

5. son of a howell

6. i am sweating my howell off

See ass, jerk, hell, bitch

3.

a wickedsmall town 33 miles from lansing mi, and about an hour from detroit michigan. barely any one lives here, but there's some sweet little shops downtown.

p#1: dude, me n randy went to LANLORD'S (in howell) last night.

p#2: no way! his cousin and i were on the other end of howell.

p#1: you should have holla'd, we could have walked there in aboot 3 minutes

p#2: yeah well, i was tired so i rode by bike to SPAG'S, took like 3 sec.

See howell, spags, dude, aboot


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