What is Howell?
1.
A small town somewhere in Michigan that nobody gives a damn about and for good reason. It is populated by rednecks and racists and the most entertaining thing to do there is aimlessly wander around the downtown area, nonchalantly withering way time that could be better spent somewhere else.
"Dude, have you ever been to
Howell ?"
"No, and I don't plan to. I heard it fucking sucks."
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2.
Adj. "being a real jerk"
Alternative definitions: an adjective used to replace all inappropriate phrases, words, or adjectives in a public setting.
1. you are a big fat choddy howell
2. you know what you can do with your howell
3. go to howell
4. i swear i will howell you
5. son of a howell
6. i am sweating my howell off
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3.
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p#1: dude, me n randy went to LANLORD'S (in howell) last night.
p#2: no way! his cousin and i were on the other end of howell.
p#1: you should have holla'd, we could have walked there in aboot 3 minutes
p#2: yeah well, i was tired so i rode by bike to SPAG'S, took like 3 sec.
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