Howjob

What is Howjob?

when a chick is so terrible at giving a blowjob, you spend all of your time telling her how to do it rather than enjoying it

Man I was getting this horrible howjob and it left me with blue balls.

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When you are receiving oral sex from an inexperienced individual and have to teach them the proper methods.

Shit dawg, so last night I met this chick at the club. Thought I was gonna be getting a blow job, ended up getting a howjob.

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