Howlong

What is Howlong?


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A little Country town 30km from Albury, Biggest Attraction is the TSR (Travelling Stock Reserve) which attracts many Bogans, Yobos and Aussies in general, popular things to do in Howlong include purchasing a $500 Commerdore or Falcon and thrashing the shit out of it, then lighting it on fire in the TSR, cheaper options include putting Fly Spray and Butane cans in the fire whilst your pissed on Smirnoff and Aussie Beers like VB, Carlton and Boags

For Yanks and Other UnAustralian peoples Commerdore and Falcon are Aussie Cars

Taz - Hey i just brought this Commerdore for $450 on E-bay do u wanna come with me and thrash the shit out of it

Shaw - Fuck Yeh, Lets fo it at the TSR at Howlong

Taz - Bloody Oath, your paying fuel

See country, albury, aussies, australians, victoria, falcon, fire, butan, boom, pissed, smirnoff, beer, vb, carlton, boags


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