What is Hows Your Melon Smellin Helen??
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common slang used to ask how a females genitalia is smellin ok Helen....
Example Robert Ask's Kirsty
Why hello and how are you today? Such a lovely day would one agree? Hows your Melon Smellin Helen?
Answer " Allot like Your cousin"
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A traditional sausage packed with the excessively chunky vaginal menstruation of one's girlfriend
Each month I call up the guys to..