What is Hows Your Melon Smellin Helen??
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common slang used to ask how a females genitalia is smellin ok Helen....
Example Robert Ask's Kirsty
Why hello and how are you today? Such a lovely day would one agree? Hows your Melon Smellin Helen?
Answer " Allot like Your cousin"
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a tasty little cake, yellow on the innie,white frosting on the outy,and chocolate fristing drizzzled on top to make it look like a zebra..
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Alternative to bisexual. As in Hovis, well known bakers. The "Best of Both" loaf lead to this name.
Jake was a blatant Hovis..
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when you see a male/female and they appear to be hot, but upon a second look you realize they are a not as hot as you first thought.
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