How's Your Penis?

What is How's Your Penis??


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Essentially, "How are you today?" If asked this, it is most appropriate to reply with "Okay" or in a similar fashion as answering the underlying question of "How are you?", though a joke or taking it literally(in a joking manner, of course) is also acceptable. Best used when asking a female friend, because they will not only be suprised, but they will think you are funny, increasing your chances of sexual relations (make sure that they get the joke first).

Me: "How's your penis today Joe?"

Joe:"Aight... Yours?"

Me:"Okay." I look to my lady-friend. "How's YOUR penis?"

Lady-friend:"Good. That reminds me, wanna hang out later?"

Me:"Sure. What time?"

Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow.

See lady-friend, banana, cheese


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