Howsyerface? Edit Meaning

1. royally is just a different word for majorly omg im royally fucked! See majorly, seriously..

1. Or: Green Apple Splats Slang for diarrhea made up on the TV show South Park. "I got the green apple splatz from that little basta..

1. Typically, a cuntthat consumes her mate like a Black Widow spider. Empowered spidercunts that believe Affirmaive Action isn't sexi..