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Mortal enemy Billy Mays, hookers and all that is good and decent
Sells the shitty Shamwow! and has grand delusions of being funny. He i..
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To chain someone to a well and yell "gerberger!" And slap them across the face with a microwave.
Girl 1: Omg I just kerchanke..
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Plays badass 2nd base for the Texas Rangers. Has a new daughter named Rian. He wears short pants and acts like a child. He is sometimes ..