What is Hpd?
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Houston Police Department
"you know HPD can't catch me ridin dirty"
Chamillionaire, Ridin' Dirty (Remix)
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A personality disorder characterized by a pattern of excessive attention seeking behavior, need for approval and inappropriate seductiveness.
I think my ex-boyfriends ex-girlfriend has HPD. Not even kidding.
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Literally "Head Push Down". After years of women feeling humiliated from receiving the "Iron Fist", they all joined together and rebelled - thus resulting in forcing cunnilingus onto their male partners.
Dave was appalled by the fact that Jane gave him the HPD, making him dive-roll off the bed.
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