Hr

What is Hr?


1.

Human Resources. A non-value added component of many large companies. Human resources is a worthless division in a company that often has power beyond its members' level of intelligence. Human resources generally spends most of its time justifying its existence.

I can't believe those assholes in HR fucked me over again! I should have gotten a promotion by now and they sabatoged my chances by putting a bunch of BS in my file.

See worthless, gutless, no balls, nva, Wiseman

2.

HR- Human Resource

That awkward kid in school that tried to be popular but failed; and, in their quest to understand their rejection they picked a profession where they can fret over it - trying desperately to figure out the formula for popularity.

Desperate for the recognition, they intellectualise intangible human qualities into nonsensical pseudo science jargon like – efficient performance indicator and other equally pointless team bonding exercise.

Sadly, just like when they were kids, a little bit of feign interest will get them doing a lot nasty shit. Convinced they have finally made it, they go off like giggling school girls and do shit that no one wants to do or care very much for.

How do those people in HR say that stuff with a straight face?

See dum, hr, special people, silent but deadly

3.

Hand Release, hand relief...also known as Hand Job

She performed a HR to bring me off.

See unknown

4.

Commonly found within a large government department human resource division are the elderly human resource consultant specialist managers, otherwise refered to as Human Remains (HR).

Those HR fuckers have no idea.

See human resources

5.

The statistical abbreviation for "Home Run" in baseball.

Barry Bonds' HR records might be abolished after his suspected run-in with steroids.

See brm

6.

"High Rate"

commonly used in private MMORPGs to define a server's rate (higher than the officials)

Come and play quality Ragnarok Online High Rate (qRO HR):P

See high, rate, mmorpg, qro, hr

7.

Abbreviation of High Roller

When we're in Vegas should we be HR and go VIP in the clubs?

Antonym: When we're in Vegas should we go LB (Low Budget) and try to use our free passes?

See pimp, mac daddy, crème de' le' crème, stud


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