Hraurence

What is Hraurence?

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A father, a sailor, and a full-time lover...of his sons, that is. He enjoys slow walks on a sunset beach, a margarita in one hand, and kraP's cank in the other (while gniW is renewing his membership to the PEN-15 club). He is married to a brand of Nike, Shue, and he has employed numerous contractors across the world to arrange him meetings at which he can meet and enjoy time with young children. His best friend is believed to be Michael Jackson, formerly part of the Jackson 5. Flip-ups included.

"Me Hraurence!!" "Eh, gniW please"

"Horring Priest" "I love my son." "gniW, too crose"
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