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A pitiful clumsy attempt at being composed and achieving closure after being dumped.
Alesha Dixon's song Breathe Slow should use t..
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To fondle a knife and play with it when you have more important things to be doing.
I could knifesturbate for hours with my new Swiss A..
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The guy on the oatmeal box, dressed as a Quaker. The real reason some kids hate oatmeal.
I'm so scared of the Oatmeal Man.
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