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Having anal sex with someone in the showers after rugby, the tordoff (the person taking it up the bum) usually has the smallest penis.
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What a F'in Nightmare - get me out of here
Cryptic acronym. She wrote on her notepad while the meeting dragged on....W.A.F.N.G.M...
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nectar from the gods themselves
So I woke up and expected to get a glass of orange juice like I always do, but my roomate's whore ..