What is Hudson, Ohio?
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A small town located in northeast Ohio mostly composed of upper middle class Caucasians with Visa Platinum Cards. Lots of people who are obsessed with clock towers and other rich person stuff.
James Ellsworth (Man who "upgraded" Hudson, Ohio to a sissy white boy town) loved clock towers and probably would have had a Visa Platinum Card if they were around back then, seeing as he had like six villas in foreign countries.
We still love Hudson though even though it's clocktowery and sissy white boy-esque.
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