Hugging The Puppy

What is Hugging The Puppy?

Masterbating

I was late to work this morning 'cause I was busy hugging the puppy.

Jane thought it was odd the Carl said he spent the day hugging the puppy when all he owned were cats.

See beat off, jerk off, choke the chicken, masterbate, flog the dolphin

Ilw

1. Abbreviation for "I Love Weed" "OMG, ilw too" See i, love, weed, too, 420..

Uhh?!

1. It is said in a questionable manor, like saying yes? but mumbling. Said by people like Dion Jones Chris:Paul scholes's movement on..

Poopenshafften

1. a made up German word meaning asshole. "Oh dude I dont want to go to class that guy is a poopenshafften." See asshole, asswh..

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