Hugging The Puppy

What is Hugging The Puppy?

Masterbating

I was late to work this morning 'cause I was busy hugging the puppy.

Jane thought it was odd the Carl said he spent the day hugging the puppy when all he owned were cats.

See beat off, jerk off, choke the chicken, masterbate, flog the dolphin

Sternberged

1. Screwing up royally on purpose at work and having absolutely nothing happen to you. Named for Dr Richard Sternberg. I think being Stern..

Ignus

1. Hurt or unwell When i got bit by the lion, i got ignus and nearly died See hurt, unwell, sick, bad, not good..

Ducklefart

1. A person, who in this case, can't keep themselves away from peanut butter. Where did the 1lb jar of peanut butter go? I don't..

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