Hugging The Puppy

What is Hugging The Puppy?


1.

Masterbating

I was late to work this morning 'cause I was busy hugging the puppy.

Jane thought it was odd the Carl said he spent the day hugging the puppy when all he owned were cats.

See beat off, jerk off, choke the chicken, masterbate, flog the dolphin


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