Hugging The Puppy

What is Hugging The Puppy?

Masterbating

I was late to work this morning 'cause I was busy hugging the puppy.

Jane thought it was odd the Carl said he spent the day hugging the puppy when all he owned were cats.

See beat off, jerk off, choke the chicken, masterbate, flog the dolphin

Intellectual Jizz

1. The whiney moan that escapes the lips of Harvard (Insert Name of Ivy league or small liberal college) Poly Sci Grad as they realize that..

Yizzel

1. cocaine; yayo u need any yizzel?..

Zune Out

1. The act of 'zoning out' or even falling asleep while listening to Microsoft's Zune media player. "I'll see you..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Hugging The Puppy Edit Meaning