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When you're eating your maid's pussy, and some other guys cum oozes out ...
... you just might say, "Tastes like ho maid..
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Captain Henry Morgan. Designated Governer of Jamaica in 1780. Makes a damn good spiced rum.
Last weekend i peaced a 40 of Captain Mo&ap..
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When after your finished having intercourse, you throw up in the condom then beat the chick with it until it explodes on her face
I had..