Hulk Smash

What is Hulk Smash?


1.

The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.

Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.

Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.

See hulk, sex, green paint, cock slap

2.

1. A common utterance attributed to the Marvel Comics shapechanger Bruce Banner a.k.a. the Incredible Hulk. Generally(see: always) heard when Banner is angered and has transformed into the aforementioned destructive green giant.

2. A rousing ejaculation emitted before summarily destroying everything and everyone in sight.

1. Rabbits make Hulk angry. HULK SMASH!!!

2. Capt McKeifus, upon recieving a pizza laden with anchovies:"I hate anchovies!!!"

Mr Furam:"Chill out dude pick em off!"

Capt McKeifus:"HULK SMASH!!! *destroys the pizzeria, or orders a new pizza*

See hulk, smash

3.

The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.

Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.

See hulk, smash, sex, sexual, maneuver, paddington ambush, angry pirate

4.

Opening the door and thrashing your arms about yelling at random woman walking in a hotel

Cole Hutto did that in Texas.

5.

Stretching a woman's vagina or anus to the point where some skin rips preferably with the hands causing bleeding.

Yo my cock was too big to fit so HULK SMASH !!

See hulk, rip, smash, tear, sex, bleeding, vagina, anus, hands

6.

A very large bowel movement left in the toliet for everyone to see.

"Oh man! I dropped the biggest hulk smash ever, go check it out."

See hulk, smash, poop, crap, feces, dump


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