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A middle aged man who hangs around swimming pools in skin tight trunks who offers to help children in and out of the pool.
Mummy, mummy..
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Off-kilter, odd, disorderly, not quite right, bizarre.
When I take a shower right before bed, my hair is all cattywhompus when I wake u..
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(n.) A man whose masculinity is compromised by driving a Volkswagon.
(adj.) Pertaining to the effeminacy of men who drive Volkswagon au..