Human Couch

What is Human Couch?

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A derogatory term used to insinuate that a person is extremely obese with fat rolls that if lifted like the cushions of a couch, you would most certainly find items like the remote control, change, dog toys, potato chips, crumbs, etc.

They had to bring in a fork lift the get the human couch out of his apartment.

See human, couch, fat, overweight, fatass, lardass, obese, fat fuck
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