Human Cow

What is Human Cow?


1.

A lactating female who allows herself to have her jugs hooked up to a cow milking machine, usually wearing a cow mask and cow print leather chaps.

That guy's girlfriend is a human cow! He milks her...literally.

See fetish

2.

a person and/or being that tans for about every second of the day and has leathery, cowlike skin. Frequently found among the tourists/weird peoples of southern states

There was, like, FIVE human cows walking down the street!

That girl is SUCH a human cow, it hurts to look at her.

See burnt toast

3.

noun. when someone weighs more than a cow and a pig combine. they eat more than a cow in a single sitting. Also, when they hide behind a newspaper eating 3 mixing bowls of apple cinnamon oatmeal in one sitting.

Mino : did you see that human cow over there?

Pinto: yeah! i saw it grazing over by the oatmeal aisle

Mino: Damn! and i need to buy me some before the human cow eats it all

See cow, fatass, fatophobia, oatmeal, newspaper


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