What is Human Crack In The Flesh?


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His name is Juelz Santana. Just as Christ brought the Word of God to the people; Juelz brings us that CRACK fore he is crack; crack in the motherfuckin flesh.

Rev. Juelz: That aint no music u supposed to be listenin' to

12 yr old Disciple: C'mon man, it's that crack right there.

Juelz: Crack? Whatchu know about crack? U dunno nuthin about no crack.

Disciple: Oh?! I Know Santana got that Crack!

WHAT'S HIS MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?!

Juuuuuueeeelzzzzzz

! S A N T A N A !


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