Human Earthquake

What is Human Earthquake?


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noun. plz see cow for more info. for a person to be over 500 lbs. or they think that they don't weigh over the ton limit. when the person walks you can feel the earth trembling under them. when you see the person that is walking (i.e. Eva) you have to hold onto the table, slide under a sturdy table, or get yourself under the door and Brace yourself. Then scream out EARTHQUAKE!

the wal-mart worker Eva cow is so fat that there's always a sizematic trembler.

Bubbles and Countess always grab the edges of the table when there's an human earthquake proaching the break room. the tables start shaking like there's no tomorrow

See fatass, earthquake, cow, walmart, slob, pig


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