Human Futon

What is Human Futon?

A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.

Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.

See slut, whore, tramp, hoe, cock mongrel, fun girl, hooker

Like Keith On Poon

1. This is synonymous with "like white on rice" and "like flies on shit". I'd be all over that like Keith on poon..

Noob Bisket

1. After you pwnt a noob, you then quickly T-Bag them and leave flour or exspelled fluids across there chest, then you bake them or gernade..

Blazing Squad

1. Term used to describe a gang of cap wearing Burberry bastards who think they're hard. We've all seen them before so enough sai..

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