Human Futon

What is Human Futon?

A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.

Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.

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Vadge Stamp

1. After receiving a creampie, the woman proceeds to thrust her pelvic region down upon her partner, stamping him with his load. Boy: Hey,..

Jack Armstrong

1. Slang Name, no offence to any dude who might actually have this name -- I know of no Jack Armstrong. A dude who Jacks off so much that ..

Gonche

1. To beg, take or slyly consume food items from a friend. Also, freeloading. Yo, Jed, lemme gonche on that chowder. Plus, your bread bo..

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