Human Futon

What is Human Futon?

A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.

Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.

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W00tness

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Verbal Tip

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Pancake Ass Tities

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