Human Futon

What is Human Futon?

A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.

Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.

See slut, whore, tramp, hoe, cock mongrel, fun girl, hooker

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Ovadick

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The Imitation Phase

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