Human Futon

What is Human Futon?

A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.

Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.

See slut, whore, tramp, hoe, cock mongrel, fun girl, hooker

Emoat

1. A moat made of an emo's tears. Often filled with the angst and sadness of a thousand fagoths. Bryan: Hey Emo! Go cry me an emoat! ..

1 Up

1. To receive oral sex while playing video games. My girl is the best ever, she even gave me a 1 up the other day! See 1 up, one up, 1-up..

Iron Liver

1. The liver of a heavy drinker Jeffs got ot an Iron liver..

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