Human Futon

What is Human Futon?

A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.

Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.

See slut, whore, tramp, hoe, cock mongrel, fun girl, hooker

T Square Cunnilingus Missionary Lotus Upside Down Double Reverse Warthog Thrust

1. The penetrating partner stands in front of the receiving partner, whose legs dangle over the edge of a bed or some other platform like a..

Grease Fest

1. an act(s) of extreme greasery performed in front of others at inappropriate times Sheldon: Dude when Howell started macking the fuck ou..

Zaktastic

1. See cockstastic...

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