Human Futon

What is Human Futon?

A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.

Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.

See slut, whore, tramp, hoe, cock mongrel, fun girl, hooker

Ol' Kentucky

1. Receiving a handjob, with chewas a lubricant. Extra credit if the receiver hums Dueling Banjos in midst of orgasm. Last night was great..

Kreme

1. The killing of more than one ant at a time. "Dude, stop the kreme. You can't light that many on fire. Tis illegal." See..

Qfmfe

1. Quoted for mother fucking emphasis. "STFU! GTFO!" QFMFE!! See quote, emphasis, qfmft, mother, fucking 1. Quoted for mothe..

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