Human Octopus

What is Human Octopus?

The entity created by the act of coitus. So named because the resulting entity has eight human appendages.

Dude, I'm totally traumatized. I went over to my parents' house for dinner and I walked in on them making the human octopus.

See coitus, intercourse, horizontal lambada, laying pipe

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