Human Purse

What is Human Purse?

The act of carrying a Hermaphrodite by its weiner while it's tucked into it's own vagina.

Why don't you carry me like a Human Purse. Or. The handle of my human purse broke off, so I had to get a new one.

See hermaphrodite, purse, human, weiner, vagina, midget

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