Human Rain Delay

What is Human Rain Delay?


1.

An inconsiderate person that consistantly holds others hostage until they've finished with something they just started, especially after being told everyone else is ready. This jackass believes his time is more important than yours.

Hey Poindexter, we're heading out for a quick lunch.

Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...

Dude, you are total human rain delay!

BTW. They come in female versions as well.

You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...

See wanker, jackass, drag, 910

2.

An inconsiderate person that consistantly holds others hostage until they've finished with something trivial that they have just started, especially after being told everyone else is ready. This jackass believes his time is more important than yours.

Hey Poindexter, we're heading out for a quick lunch.

Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...

Dude, you are total human rain delay!

BTW. They come in female versions as well.

You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...

See pokey, late, jackass, 910


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