Human Seatbelt

What is Human Seatbelt?

The act of stopping abruptly in a car and extending your right arm across the passanger's chest just to cop a cheap feel.

Jessie: "Jeff stopped so suddenly"

Claudia: "Yeah, he totally just gave me a human seatbelt"

See cop a feel, grope, feel up, fondle, boob

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