Human Shark

What is Human Shark?

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First get your girlfriend to stand naked facing a wall, next you go to the other side of the room, place your hands behind your head, (as to make fins) sing the theme song to Jaws and run full speed at her arse with your errect cock.

From Da Lord Nikon

Oh My god cletus! I Sharked your sis!.

Can I have a shot brother?

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