Human Tampon

What is Human Tampon?


1.

When a person (usually a man) soaks up a womans emotional bad day by listening to her problems.

After listening to my girlfriend bitch about her problems all afternoon I felt like a human tampon.

See husband

2.

Some one who has sex with a girl and allows her to bleed over his penis.

"Luke and Mary had sex and Mary used Luke's penis as a human tampon by bleeding all over it while he penetrated"

See blood, sex, human, tampon, luke, mary, bleed

3.

A Posh way of Saying 'I want To Shag You'

Also used By Royalty

'I want to be your Human Tampon'

'Baby Let Me Be Your Human Tampon'

Iwas Jessica's Human Tampon Last Night'

See shag, fuck, tampon, posh, royalty


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