Human Tripod

What is Human Tripod?


1.

To be so massively hung that it appears like you have 3 legs. Very difficult to wear shorts in public. Every smoking hot girl wants a piece of you.

Man, I had sex with Cory last night, he was a real human tripod!

2.

Pole vaulter-donkey man.

Rob, and he's got technique!

3.

Definitely NOT Gus.

Gus is so small, he is the complete opposite of a human tripod.


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