What is Human Wasteland?
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Someone who is beyond blackout drunk, yet somehow still awake and interacting with other people. The rare step a few special people can reach between "totally wasted" and "hospitalized". Usually requires a party or event of
"Did you see that kid almost fall into the campfire last night? He didn't even notice it! Man, he was a human wasteland."
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Carrot top.
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Serious lovers that are 5 years apart but they still enjoy every moment together.
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one who seeks to conquer fat chicks
Man, look at them bbw's around him. Ya, he's a chunkquistador.
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