What is Human Wasteland?
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Someone who is beyond blackout drunk, yet somehow still awake and interacting with other people. The rare step a few special people can reach between "totally wasted" and "hospitalized". Usually requires a party or event of
"Did you see that kid almost fall into the campfire last night? He didn't even notice it! Man, he was a human wasteland."
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Carrot top.
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a phrase for using instead of saying
"your mom" or your face"
Jared: hey your shoes are ugly
Jenna: your butthole&apo..
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Having breakfast at wimbledon is having sex in the morning, presumably with the person with whom you spent the previous night. The phras..
