What is Human Wasteland?
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Someone who is beyond blackout drunk, yet somehow still awake and interacting with other people. The rare step a few special people can reach between "totally wasted" and "hospitalized". Usually requires a party or event of
"Did you see that kid almost fall into the campfire last night? He didn't even notice it! Man, he was a human wasteland."
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Carrot top.
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The act of cumming in a girls ear in the hopes of making her deaf for a short period of time
Last night some bitch was giving me a blo..