What is Human Wasteland?
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Someone who is beyond blackout drunk, yet somehow still awake and interacting with other people. The rare step a few special people can reach between "totally wasted" and "hospitalized". Usually requires a party or event of
"Did you see that kid almost fall into the campfire last night? He didn't even notice it! Man, he was a human wasteland."
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Carrot top.
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v. to goof off; squirreling around; being silly
They're busy jolly jacking, don't expect any work to be done!
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1: A lack of motivation caused by laziness, drunkenness, or getting high.
2: Having no desire to get off your ass and do something.
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