What is Human Wasteland?
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Someone who is beyond blackout drunk, yet somehow still awake and interacting with other people. The rare step a few special people can reach between "totally wasted" and "hospitalized". Usually requires a party or event of
"Did you see that kid almost fall into the campfire last night? He didn't even notice it! Man, he was a human wasteland."
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Carrot top.
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An indirect slang term for 'Gay Butt Sex'
Dryer being a reference to erect male genitalia.
Guy One: "Oh man, my butt hu..
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An extension of the Houdini Shit. But not only does it leave no trace on the TP, but leaves the bowl empty.
I know I felt the poop come..