What is Human Wasteland?
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Someone who is beyond blackout drunk, yet somehow still awake and interacting with other people. The rare step a few special people can reach between "totally wasted" and "hospitalized". Usually requires a party or event of
"Did you see that kid almost fall into the campfire last night? He didn't even notice it! Man, he was a human wasteland."
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Carrot top.
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a fleshy growth found on one's junk.
Dick 1: Yo man i think you've got something on your face.
Dick 2: Yea bro thats just my..
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The Zombie Paradox is how zombies are supposed to be really weak and slow-moving from all the post-mortem decay... yet are still somehow..
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The sound a unicorn makes during sex, or in general....
"I'm a pretty unicorn, rrrnnngggeee"
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