Humans Edit Meaning

1.

The doom of this planet.

"Humans are nothing but fucking viruses with shoes."

2.

1. Members of the species homo sapiens.

2. The members of the species homo sapiens taken as a group. While not the most numerous species either in individual number or in biomass, they consider themselves the dominant species of their planet, which the majority of them call "Earth." This claim is quite possibly justified, seeing as they have covered a great deal of it with their own constructions, never realizing that they are destroying many of the resources they depend upon in the process.

Many of them believe they were created by some sort of god, however, few agree upon exactly what form this god takes nor what his opinions on certain matters are.

Essentially, a bunch of mother fuckers who think they're leethaxors just because they've progressed so far that they have the nuclearcapabilities blow up the Earth, and yet still can't manage to live on the same planet without starting a few hundred wars a year, consuming the natural resources they depend upon without heed for their future, mistreating each other for various superficial reasons such as raceor ethnic group or in some cases for no reason at all, and continually complaining about the problems they've created for themselves.

1. Hey, look! Some humans!

2. Humans are pretty stupid, aren't they?

See Daedalus

3.

Despite religion and moral values, we have NO reason for considering ourselves above other animals.

Other animals participate in the global cycle, in which all resources are recycled and used again.

Humans can only unbalance this equilibrium and consume resources without replenishing them.

Humans are a burden to the planet.

4.

When God decided to destroy the world.

What better thing to send in than humans?

See human, animals, earth, world, destruction

5.

God's biggest mastake of all.

God: I think I will make Humans...

* Then the first Human was born *

God: OH SHIT!!

6.

Craziest, Weirdest creatures God ever made. They are stupid and clumsy. All they do is kill other animals, kill each other and them selves, use each other as sex toys and then they fight about religion, ethnicity, and race. Oh ooh, “wigger” “WIGGER!” eh, UH! Wapanese, WAPANESE! DAMN! A human is a fucking human! Who fucking gives a shit about race? Is that all humans do? Insult each other, kill each other… They sure as hell not getting as far as we are. They’re too busy making fools of themselves.

Human: Stupid...

Alien: You think everything is stupid.

7.

A large planetary parasitic species in which the parasiteslowly destroys the Earth bit by bit. Comparable to parasites such as malariaon the macroscopic level.

Humans log a large amount of wood from heavy photosynthesis areas such as the tropics, which used to contribute over 20% of all of the Earth's oxygen production.