H.u.m.a.s.

What is H.u.m.a.s.?

Also spelled: HUMAS

Head Up My Ass Syndrome.

- A condition in which the subject is not able to think of others.

c.r. P.Nco, 1986

After suffering from HUMAS for many years, Debbie died alone cuddling a teddy bear that never talked.

Giuseptic

1. To be so drunk that you throw up all over a strip club. You think Spud was bad? Manai was absolutely giuseptic. That stripper is stil..

Pulling A Helen Keller

1. Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school wor..

Dingleberrys

1. little pieces of hair, shit, and toilet paper that form on an unclean ass I had to come up with a jar full of dingleberrys for my frat ..

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