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Someone who has spent at least 913489545 hours in a tanning bed, and has acquired an unearthly citrus glow.
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The process of grieving a loss of a virtual relationship.
Virtual grieving, anger, sorrow, regret, negotiation, sorrow, letting go.
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A situation when your car is running on nothing but fumes and prayer to get you to the cheapest gas station.
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