What is Humbert?
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1. An adult (usually male) who harbors and/or expresses inappropriate affections for a
2. An inanimate object of the same description.
"My French teacher just stares at the cheerleaders all during class. He's such a Humbert!"
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A humbert is a pedophile. Named after Humbert Humbert, the predatory main character of Lolita.
My
homie is almost 30, and he's dating a 15 year old. He's some kind of humbert, I'm telling you.
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another word for the left nipple
Dude my humbert is burnin'
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