Humbert

What is Humbert?


1.

1. An adult (usually male) who harbors and/or expresses inappropriate affections for a minor. From the character of the same name in Vladmir Nabokov's infamous novel Lolita.

2. An inanimate object of the same description.

"My French teacher just stares at the cheerleaders all during class. He's such a Humbert!"

See lolita, humbert, pedophile, pedophilia, french, cheerleaders, school, russia, literature

2.

A humbert is a pedophile. Named after Humbert Humbert, the predatory main character of Lolita.

My homie is almost 30, and he's dating a 15 year old. He's some kind of humbert, I'm telling you.

3.

another word for the left nipple

Dude my humbert is burnin'

See nipple, nepal, gripple, dipshit


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