Humberto Edit Meaning

1.

A hot ass mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to ride serious dick.

Damn that dude is humberto, ain't he? That niggah is FINE!

See bootylicious, gangsta, fine, hot

2.

A male with a certain mental issue causing him to make orgasmic sounds at random, unexpected moments. This is mainly caused by the sight of sexual intercourse at a very early age, also resulting in seizures. A cure has not been found yet, but it has been said to be removed by cutting the penis, although it is a very painful process it can be done.

oh no... it's an Humberto, get away before he rapes you!

See humberto, orgasm, seizure, disease, mental, issue

3.

King and ruler of the people of Nicaruagua. Also Dictator who eats his boogers and smells howling monkey balls. Wears his cermonial wardrobe and gets coke points from, the trash from his Aunt who dives in garbage cans. Also known as Don Burto. DOn Burto is a graduate from Processor University and has flung poop everywhere.

Hi im Humberto and I'M RICH BITCH I own the whole country so say hello to my little friend Eduardo. He is my servant.

See king, nicaragua, monkey, fling, poo

4.

*A mutha fucker that goes playing girls and dumps them probly because hes gay..has som massive ears and pimples.Likes to suck dick.

*A faggot who is a nasty lookin beaner that likes to go out with asian chicks and is always wearing the same shit over and over again

*has long greasy hair and big feet but has yet a small penis

*is so gay that his friends call him humbertolicious

UH! that stupid bitch humberto, he dumped me again!

Its okay leave humbertolicious and his chinker bitch alone.

See mutha fucker, gay, pimples, beaner, greasy hair, big feet, small penis