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When someone's being a complete douche-fuck.
(Someone drives by and throws an egg-McMuffin at your girlfriend's face.)
Girl:..
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A women with very nicely defined calves.
Damn, that chick has mary hart's legs!
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The only reason we watch entertainment tonigh..
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herpes simplex; or in other words, a cold sore.
damnit all that stress has given me a love blister...
