Humianity

What is Humianity?


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A religion that believes that we were placed on this planet by a virus as DNA. The followers of this religion believe that the Earth is not a planet at all, but is a cell in a complex body or organism. It is believed that we are to be led to any end by the most beautifal, drak haired, borwn-eyed "godess", Tichelle. According to this religion "hippies" are fighting the true cause of humanity, to destroy Earth by means of global warming and other pollution related "diseases" to the cell. They believe that there is life out there somewhere with the same purpose as us, to destroy this organism, one cell at a time.

I follow Humianity, and thus I will not recycle.

See hippy, religion, humanity, humianity


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