What is Hummel?
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To be molested, abused, or sexually assaulted. Works especially well if you're being molested by your babysitter.
Mom, Nick has been Hummeling me for 3 years!
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A German self-propelled gun used during World War II. It was an 88mm gun on a Panzer 4 chassis. Literally, Hummel is German for "bumblebee."
A Hummel battery was providing antiaircraft protection for that German convoy.
Two Hummels were destroyed by bazookas.
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Fat ass
A person who is attracted to food, eats too much, and has a gravitational pull.
Timothy Hummel; Dir of Bands in East Troy.
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Originally the Hummel was a temporary solution made by the Nazis during World War II to make the 15 cm howitzer gun (type of big artillary) mobile. This design proved so successful that it remained into service until the end of the war. The Hummel made its first appearance at the battle of Kursk.
"Hummel" means "bumbelbee" in German.
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A general term used to express the fact that someone or something is God's Gift To Women.
Damn i wish i could Hummel that chick!
