Hummel Hammer

What is Hummel Hammer?

1. To put your own fecies and a sock and strike another person/people in the face.

2. slang

shit in a sock and hit someone in the face.

Oh last night when john wasn't looking i did a hummel hammer to the back of his head.

Long Hugs

1. Normally the first step in a relationship (or second if your boyrfiend is a pussy). Long hugs are usually exchanged akwardly because the..

*fap*

1. The sound of a male masturbating. See fap Look, some porn. I think I'll masturbate to it. *fap* *fap* See jerk, wank, masturbati..

W.i.c.k.

1. Everything you need before you leave the house... Wallet, iPod, Cell phone and Keys. He knew he had everything he needed after a quick..

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