What is Hummers?
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The biggest frikin "SUV" in the entire world. For such a big "SUV", its got a very small gas mileage. It pulls out of the gas station and runs outta gas. More like a monster truck than a "SUV".
Gas Attendant: Shes all filled up Ned, and this time it only took 1 hour to climb up to the gas cap.
Ned: Thanks dude, how much do I owe ya?
Gas Attendant: Lets see, it comes around to about $2,440.
Ned: Better than last time!
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You get so drunk that 3 days later and your still trying to figure out where you are.
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