Hummers

What is Hummers?


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The biggest frikin "SUV" in the entire world. For such a big "SUV", its got a very small gas mileage. It pulls out of the gas station and runs outta gas. More like a monster truck than a "SUV".

Gas Attendant: Shes all filled up Ned, and this time it only took 1 hour to climb up to the gas cap.

Ned: Thanks dude, how much do I owe ya?

Gas Attendant: Lets see, it comes around to about $2,440.

Ned: Better than last time!


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