Hump Bumper

What is Hump Bumper?


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The pads they put on the walls in hotel rooms over the beds instead of headboards, so while you're nailing a chick her head doesn't bang the wall.

I was screwing her so hard that night she kept smacking her head on the hump bumper.

See hotel, hump, screw, pad, bumper, bed


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