Hump Bumper

What is Hump Bumper?


1.

The pads they put on the walls in hotel rooms over the beds instead of headboards, so while you're nailing a chick her head doesn't bang the wall.

I was screwing her so hard that night she kept smacking her head on the hump bumper.

See hotel, hump, screw, pad, bumper, bed


40

Random Words:

1. To roll Opium into a long snake like shape and cover in marijuana before rolling into a blunt. We smoked an opium blunt the other day i..
1. The strongest possibile expression of disbelief, accompanied by a large serving of contempt for the horseshitter. George: The Iraqi peo..
1. when you're so overwhelmed with joy or laughter that you could quite easily pee your pants. not to be confused with literally peein..