Hump-catting

What is Hump-catting?


1.

While sometimes regarded as a "Side-Effect" of drinking PowerThirst, it is, in actuality, a Crystal Meth induced ability to Emit, or Blast Out prismatic Cheetahs/Leopards (depending on the user, and extent of use) from the Chest or Groin regions.

The Many-Colored Felines travel with such force that even Andre the Giant would have no Hope of withstanding the Impact.

"Alright bitch, empty the register, or I will hump-cat your brown ass!"

"Dude, I'm so fucking methed-out, I think I'm gonna start hump-catting!"

"And then, out of nowhere... Boosh! He fuckin' hump-catted me and stole my wallet!"

See powerthirst, humpcatting, crystal meth

2.

A side effect of Powerthirst.

Dude, I just chugged a powerthirst, and now I can't stop HUMP-CATTING!

See hump, catting, powerthirst, power, thirst, porn, fun, butt, sex

3.

The act of thrusting your hips forward and "blasting" a rainbow-colored leopard from your chest. Hump-Catting can only be performed after having drunk a Powerthirstenergy drink.

Similar to Bear-Blasting.

THINK FAST DOUCHE-FAG! Powerthirst now comes in DOVE!

(AAAHHHGG!!)

HUMP-CATTING!! Similar to BEAR-BLASTING!

See bear-blasting, powerthirst, leopard, rainbow, hump

4.

While drinking an uncomfortable ammount of Powerthirst (or any other energy beverage with a gratuidious ammount of energy), you may experiance hump-catting, also known as shooting a large jungle cat from your lower abdomen. You must scream at an obnoxious level while doing this.

It also can be used as hump-catted, and hump-catatiousness.

When Jean chugged the can of Pepsi,he started hump-catting Mark in the face.

See hump, catting, power, thirst, hump-catting, powerthirst, 1, 2, youtube, you, tube, jungle, cat, large, energy, drink


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