Humpdick

What is Humpdick?

when a man's penis instantly starts humping at the sight of a woman's breast.

Jon got a humpdick last saturday when he walked passed Angie.

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Monodate

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Qfat

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Hot Smoothie

1. Anal sex while the taker poops. "...And then she started to poop!" "Oh man, hot smoothie!" See anal sex, poop, ho..

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