Humped The Pooch

What is Humped The Pooch?

1)Commit a really stupid act

2)To get oneself in legal trouble

3)To copulate with a canine (seldom used, hopefully)

I borrowed my mom's car, got drunk and really humped the pooch.

I really humped the pooch when I deserted the Army.

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