Humper Monkey Edit Meaning

1. A person who is acting immature or drunk-like when they are actually sober and laughing hysterically about it. Tom is such a zeep latel..

1. when you skip school or work to have sex Mark was playing nookie hooky from work when he left to have sex with Celeste. See nookie, ho..

1. The pulling apart of one's butt cheeks to expose the hideous pink folds of flesh inside one's anus "You fucking nob jock..