What is Humping The Stat Monkey?
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A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.
After that move we're
balls deep in the stat monkey.
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When you sit on your hand for half an hour, to make it numb. Then jerk off with it, so it feels like somebody else.
Person 1: Man, I br..
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A non-committable way to say I love you. Usually used by cool people.
Eye Heart You Elise and Emery. I'm glad you guys are MY frie..
