What is Humping The Stat Monkey?
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A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.
After that move we're
balls deep in the stat monkey.
Random Words:
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A more polite way of asking if someone is a virgin.
Me: You still virginious?
You: Huh?
Me: You still a virgin?
You: None of yo damn..
