What is Humping The Stat Monkey?


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A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.


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