What is Humping The Stat Monkey?
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A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.
After that move we're
balls deep in the stat monkey.
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when you ride a unicycle for a long time and ur balls start to burn and you get a wedgie that hurts you butthole
Im sore from the unicy..