What is Humping The Stat Monkey?
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A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.
After that move we're
balls deep in the stat monkey.
Random Words:
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When some person who thinks they're smart gets all sad and depressed coz they didn't get into some nerd thing.
Connie: Oh no!..
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Possibly the best food ever invented/discovered.
Hey kids, what do you want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
UNCRUSTABLES!
See yummy..
