What is Humping The Stat Monkey?
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A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.
After that move we're
balls deep in the stat monkey.
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Someone whose name is Howard and happens to be gay.
OMG HP is so gay!!11!! I'm gonna call him Gay Howard. He even said he was emo...
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A sign of disgust or dismay. Said when things don't go right.
"Booger snatchers! That son of a motherless goatwon't even..
