What is Humpkin?
1.
One who has a uncontrollable desire to hump any time during the day/night.
1. Kate is my favorite little humpkin.
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2.
A girl so drunk and incapable of movement, has her head over the toilet puking while being fucked doggystyle.
Dude i roofied a girl and totally gave her the Humpkin. She was puking all over the place and doesn't remember SHIT.
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3.
the act of making a pumpkin
Let's hit the skins and humpkin
4.
to cut a small or big circular hole in a pumkin to have sexual intercourse with. For best use leave the pumkin guts in and heat in the microwave.
Once again Todd struck out on Halloween and ended up making sweet love to a humpkin all night long.
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5.
A sex session like a grumpkin in which one sits on a toilet taking a shit while another person gives the shitter a blow job; during a humpkin the grumpkin reciever humps the grumpkin givers face while holding the back of her head; hence HUMPkin.
"My you really humped my face while I was giving you a grumpkin Jimmy."
"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"
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Dude i roofied a girl and totally gave her the Humpkin. She was puking all over the place and doesn't remember SHIT.
Let's hit the skins and humpkin
Once again Todd struck out on Halloween and ended up making sweet love to a humpkin all night long.
"My you really humped my face while I was giving you a grumpkin Jimmy."
"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"
