Humps

What is Humps?


1.

The (upper and lower) curves of a woman's body.

Black-Eyed-Peas-Fergie's humps are off the hook.

See breasts, boobs, butt, rack, ass, . . .

2.

used in black eyed peas song "my humps" - refers to her "lovely lady lumps" (i.e. her breasts and tushy)

He told me he liked my humps!

See lady lumps, lumps, my humps

3.

Breasts and/or "junk in the trunk". Anything curvaceous on a female body. A good investment in order to receive what is known as "bling".*

*Refer to Black Eye Peas song that induces cringing.

"Check out my humps while I point to my bottom and chest. Aren't they rather exquisite?"

See lady lumps, curves, boobs, mammaries, ass

4.

A slang term for Camel brand cigarettes.

"I need a pack of humps"

"I need a hump"

"I need to be humped"

Customer to convenience store clerk: "Hump me"

Clerk: "What?!!?"

See cigs, butts, camel, smoke, puff


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