What is Humps?
1.
The (upper and lower) curves of a woman's body.
Black-Eyed-Peas-Fergie's humps are off the hook.
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2.
used in black eyed peas song "my humps" - refers to her "lovely lady lumps" (i.e. her breasts and tushy)
He told me he liked my humps!
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3.
Breasts and/or "junk in the trunk". Anything curvaceous on a female body. A good investment in order to receive what is known as "bling".*
*Refer to Black Eye Peas song that induces cringing.
"Check out my humps while I point to my bottom and chest. Aren't they rather exquisite?"
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4.
A slang term for Camel brand cigarettes.
"I need a pack of humps"
"I need a hump"
"I need to be humped"
Customer to convenience store clerk: "Hump me"
Clerk: "What?!!?"
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